2 Shy 2 Ask

Well what is the world coming to when you turn on Breakfast Telly and are confronted with a vibrator. Bill turned to me and said “Elsie have you seen this mould for false teeth Holly is holding?”

We promptly turned up the volume and were disgusted to hear that it was in fact a U shaped sex toy that massages something called the g-spot and the outside of your lady garden . We couldn’t believe our eyes this We-Vibe goes inside the lady’s privates and stays there whilst the man does his business. Well if you ask me it has no business sitting there while you lay back and think of England. In my day all you had was a stiff upper lip to embrace the marital obligations when Bill returned from his Shift. What don’t women want nowadays, a job and children, sex and an orgasm, a man but sex toys to keep her happy. Poor Phil didn’t know where to look when the couples talked about their testing of this vibrator, anyway i’m off to write a stern letter to the BBC!